I Have the Coolest Nickname at Work

Some covert spying (disguised as peeing) has led me to discover that some of the secretaries in the office pool refer to me as "Erin Brokovich." Well, I do thank you for the compliment, but honestly, my boobs are way bigger.

PHOTO: Though it was clearly said with derision, it is really hard to get upset with someone who basically says that you look like Julia Roberts, only sluttier.