NEWS ALERT! I May No Longer Suck.

Great news, guys! You know that thing?!?!! The thing that I tried to replace but then it was, er, stolen, and I couldn't find it anywhere else?!?!! The thing I wanted more than anything else (with the possible exception being the fireman I met in Rock Center), and have been looking all over for? Well, I might be getting it. Awesome, right?!! Think of how *EVEN* more satisfying this news will be when you figure out what the hell I'm talking about.