Accosted by a Robber at Work? Let Your Seven-Year-Old Handle It.

This article is so much funnier than anything I could write, that I'm not going to even bother. Special "Mother of the Year" Award goes out to the mother who let her kid chase down a thief with a gun. Special "You are *SO* Getting Raped in Jail" Award goes out to the thief who allowed himself to be chased down by said child.

Perhaps Bush should consider sending an All-Toddler-Task Force to the Middle East to deal with terrorists. Just a thought.