Philadelphia: The City of Brotherly Idiots

Okay, I don't really hate on Philadelphians, except my sister and this guy, who suggests that what this country needs is another 9/11. As someone who was in the New York at the time of the attacks, and directly suffered from the mayhem of destruction, terror and overwhelming loss stemming from that fateful day, I say "f*ck you very much." However, dear terrorists, if this is indeed what you are planning, may I suggest you focus your sites on a little city in Southern Pennsylvania (6th most populous in the nation!) known for its cheesesteak and op-ed pieces that make my head want to explode with rage.

ASSIGNMENT: Email this tool at stubyko@phillynews.com and let him know what a colossal asswad he is.