Finance in Your Pants

Kudos to any man who can, under the guise of being amongst society's financial elite, write an article that manages to reveal him as a pedophilic sexual predator, misogynist, racist and overall giant tool.

I think the highlight of the article, for me, was:

"They’re probably my two favorite things in the world, women and loafers.... Note: My affinity for black and brown loafers does not quite carry over to their female counterparts."

No worries, friend, us brown loafers don't like you either.