Look Ma, No Hands!

Every once in a while, the impact of a truly amazing invention changes the course of history. If Thomas Edison hadn't invented the phonograph, L'il Mama might never have had the chance to share with the world the joys of wearing Lipgloss. If the 4th Earl of Sandwich wasn't too busy gambling to eat a proper meal, we might never have known the deliciousness of a pb&j. And if George Keppler had never invented this hoodie, frat boys everywhere would still have to worry about their cheap friend Mark drinking their brew while they were in the can. Thank you George Keppler, you're a true American hero.