They Say the First Two Divorces Never Take
Sometimes, I get bored and I make up funny news. Sometimes I don’t have to. Special kudos has to go out to the man who tries to pick up his ex-wife at a wedding that he brought his girlfriend to.
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Perhaps the world's second worst crime is boredom. The first is being a bore. - Sir Cecil Walter Hardy Beaton
Elvis Lives
In Prison
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Boredom Blog Testimonials
I read some of your blog. You are funny.
-Lou Elan "Your Insults Are Meaningless if You Can't Even Spell My Name Right"
Thanks [for making the Boredom Blog]; now my life has meaning again.
-Lesley"Rent is Too Damn High"
It's not the worst thing I've ever read.
-Kevin "No, I'm Not that Guy from the Counting Crows"
-Lou Elan "Your Insults Are Meaningless if You Can't Even Spell My Name Right"
Thanks [for making the Boredom Blog]; now my life has meaning again.
-Lesley"Rent is Too Damn High"
It's not the worst thing I've ever read.
-Kevin "No, I'm Not that Guy from the Counting Crows"
About Me
- Erin "Elvis Lives"
- Writing a bio about your self is rather narcissistic. I prefer to let people read what has been written about me. On bathroom stalls. All over the tri-state area.
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