What My Horoscope Should Have Said

Your desire to be right once again outweighs your desire to get laid, proving once and for all that, despite the fact that you watch the UFC and know what a flange is, you are, in fact, not *actually* a man.

Quote: My favorite fighter (but mostly because he's French-Canadian, and seems genuinely nice when he's not beating someone's head in), the amazing Georges St. Pierre.