As Moderately Attractive Actress Gloats at Success, God is Waiting Patiently to Smite Her

The girl who will forever on be referred to as that "Hermione chick from the Potter films" thinks that she has made enough money to retire on. Does she even know how much *blow* goes for in Tinseltown? We cannot wait for that very special episode of Montel when she argues about the virtues of being a Born Again Christian with that gay kid from "Who's the Boss?"

PHOTO: Sorry to say it, Danny Pintauro, but I fear that I am the only person in the world who can remember your name without having to look you up in IMDB first.