Sometimes the Jokes, They Write Themselves

Apparently Jim Naugle, the mayor of Ft. Lauderdale thinks that installing automated toilets (whose doors automatically open after a set period of time) at a local beach will help to decrease instances of gay sex in public toilets. Hmm, interesting theory Mr. Mayor, but I'm pretty sure that it won't work because, as Dean Trantalis, a City Council member, points out, "There are those who would say one minute would be enough. Or 30 seconds."

Mr. Naugle further elaborated that the beach area needed the toilets as "the homosexual newspaper said it's the 'gay parking lot.' That's not me saying that…that's what they said. I don't use the word 'gay.' I use the word 'homosexual.' Most of them aren't gay. They're unhappy." Mainly because their mayor is a homophobic tool.

The best part of this article is when a policeman is basically like ‘Gay sex in toilets? Yeah, we don’t have a problem with that.’ Neither do we, Ft. Lauderdale PD. Neither do we.

PHOTO: Mr. Naugle has also proposed installing kittens in each of the toilets to deter romantic trysts, as “only a deranged maniac could have sex in front of a kitten.”