I Aspire to be One of those Celebrities whose Name Is Equated with Sex

"Posh and Becks" means sex in Britain, where apparently, they are considered "pros" in the preferred indoor sport of England (and countries the world over). Funny, I've always thought that looking at either one of them (for whom the term euro-trash was originally coined) was an effective birth control method, or possible antidote to Viagra. I guess that I've just found another fundamental thing that the Brits and I disagree about (Colin Firth? Definitely *not* sexy).