Oh, Why Couldn't Christopher Walken Have been my Bio-Dad?

This article just reinforces how fucking cool and odd he is, in his unnerving yet funny way. Unfortunately, Mr. Walken's business manager has assured me that he is not interested in adoption at present, so I guess I will just have to settle for having him as president. Heaven knows, I've settled for less.

MEMORABLE QUOTE: “Wake up, it’s time for more cowbell.” SNL would probably be on me—“We own that!” I don’t know who owns these things—I don’t have a computer.