I am too Emotionally Drained from Not Doing Anything to Do Anything

So sorry kids -- I'm having a hard time coming up with interesting things to write. I think I'm maxed out -- I was really funny last night, but you weren't there, were you? Wait, were you? Blurg, I knew I shouldn't have taken that last (four) vicodin.

MEMORABLE QUOTE:
Jeff: Can I have a drag off your ciggie?
Adam: Can this faggot have a drag too?
Me: There's too many faggots* in this house.

Yeah, it's one of those "you had to be there" things. Should've returned my call, asshole.

*Meant (mostly) in jest -- I love gays of all sizes and sexual preferences.