Fight Terrorism the True American Way: Sue the Bastards

Today's true American hero is Marianne Pearl, who is suing al Quaeda for killing her husband, Daniel Pearl. You may know Marianne as the woman that Angelina Jolie donned blackface to portray in "A Mighty Heart," but apparently she is also the woman has the stones to take on the international terror group that killed her husband. Kudos, Marianne -- we're just hoping there isn't a sequel to your film (Too macabre? Perhaps, but we were all thinking it).

PHOTO: Despite the uproar over casting for the film, Jolie and Pearl look like twins separated at birth. By a continent. And apartheid.