Webster Adds the Word "Smackdown" to Dictionary, Experts Say Dissolution of the Universe Imminent

I am now convinced that Vince McMahon is the modern-day wrestling equivalent of Vito Corleone, controlling his universe through fear, extortion and pervasive wordsmithing.

PHOTO: I believe wholeheartedly that Mario Puzo would have included something like this in The Godfather screenplay, had he thought of it. After all, dropping full trow on national tv to make someone kiss your ass is a *way* ballsier form of intimidation than putting the severed head of a million dollar arabian horse in your enemies bed.